Dear Jamie Sue,
Thank you for submitting to (redacted). We appreciate your continued support and patronage. Unfortunately we were unable to find a place for your work in this issue. Sometimes this happens. It means nothing. So pull the shadows around you like a puff and get back to work. More opportunities scramble forth, trailing their long elegant heels of hot air with alice blue eyes, crinkled as if at the most exquisite moment of a very long opera.
Tally ho!
Much love,
the editorial staff
I’ve never been told to piss off so eloquently!
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Haha. Cute in a strange way.
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Almost want to submit there so I can get a mellifluous rejection letter as well.
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Hahahaha that’s hysterical. I’d frame that letter XD
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